I'm kinda Tall, not so Dark, Have been told that I look good in and out of a Tux. When I bought my latest jacket the dude at the Mens Warehouse started me off in a 40 regular. Couldn't get both let alone one arm into that thing. Their tailor was not happy when he saw what was going on and took over. Ended up in a 56 Long, and it took him almost two weeks to bring the body of jacket in to "look/lay" right. The Tailor was cussing the whole time "how he hates athletes". Didn't know I was an "athlete" till then. So who am I? Well Im kinda old scool; I open doors; I show up when Im spose to, I like to listen to JB & the Coral Reefer band, zz top, johny cash, lionel hampton to list a few. Oh yeah & im slighty incorigable.

My Ideal Person Someone that I can do more than just "chat" with. Haven't done bondage & discipline, so don't know if I would like it, or hate it; Haven't cross dressed either, so don't know what that is about, and then that leaves S & M. Again, haven't participated so don't know if I like it or hate it. So there you have it. Oh and since I'm being honest, never been with a dude either so same answer as above for that question.

Can tell you this thoo I like breasts; little ones, medium ones, and really big ones, perky ones, saggy ones they are all GOOD. Never met a pair that I didn't really adore. Same for a pussy, all good there. Do like to play with the ass and phantizise about puttin my o so normal caulk in one.

But I digress, My Ideal person, wood have the following physical attributes if I could make them in a playdoe machine: she wood have golden red hair, green eyes, a curvy figure, and as all men dream of be flat on top of her head. I would want my dream person to be fit with muscular definition in the arms, and especially in the quads. I really find toned/defined quads to be sexy. Height and weight, are kinda irrelavent, I like short and tall, bony and thick. But I just gotta add that the arse has gotta be just so to be perfect, kinda like Mozart of Sex's is when she is wearing that skirt. Hope I didn't scare any of you off.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Jimmy Buffet, Lionel Hampton, Sheryl Crow, pink martini

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I have a couple, Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Cameron Diaz;
they are just beautiful and are extremely "doable".
Reba and Kathy Griffin - their red hair. Jamie Lee Curtis,
cuz she's beautiful.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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