The Bloggerfeld is back and better than ever. Having entered his fifth decade, he is perhaps a wee bit wiser and certainly a wee bit more wizened. His dick doesn't work as well as it did when he was 20, but then again, the women who might find him attractive nowadays have their own concerns like sagging boobs and graying cooch hair. Then again, the testosterone shots are marvelous. Bloggerfeld is here to blog. Make no mistake. But he's also not against a little skin on skin contact either. Typically, that means the skin of his hand on the skin of his cock... but hey, he's okay with that too. Then again, if anyone decides that they simply MUST run their fingers through his luxuriant hair (back) and listen to him purr, shoot an email, leave a comment on the blog, send smoke signals... you know, whatever works. (FYI - I'm not here on the "downlow" just so you know. This would be done with permission and the informed consent of my wife, who has her own criteria for her playmates.) Ol' Karl still needs therapy - perhaps now more than ever, but he believes in better living through chemistry (mmm... tequila good) and rejects traditional therapy as voodoo. Voodoo, on the other hand, he wholeheartedly embraces. Give Karl a chance - he might just surprise you. P.S. WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have OUR permission to use any of OUR profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of OUR privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. WE will take legal action against you immediately! It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this.

My Ideal Person And if that doesn't interest you, then perhaps semi-intelligent (you = intelligent; me = moron; you + me = semi-intelligent) conversations about life, sex, politics, sex, sports, sex, relationships, sex, etc. might be worthwhile. I promise that when pushed, I can be serious. (But you gotta push REALLY hard.)

What is it that I expect to find here? First, myself. I'm (update) 42 years old and am only now getting to the point where I feel like I have a good handle on who I am. Unfortunately, that handle is coated in Crisco, but at least I know there is a handle in the first place.

I'm usually here just for laughs, but if you ever find yourself down my way, look me up - I'm not entirely without redeeming social qualities and the more you drink, the funnier I get.

Viva Tequila!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Porn

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
It involves Sophia Loren, Anthony Michael Hall and the
midget from Alf.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Leather, Massage, don't stop there...

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Salma Hayek in Desperado... Good God.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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