Sexy, friendly, sarcastic, attractive, high drive, DDF, HWP couple seeks similar. Sex with one another is fun af. It’s always spectacular, and we hope we can get a couple or single that can keep up. Couples, single women, and single men only. No cheaters, no cross dressers, no people out of our age range, no people old enough to be our parents, and definitely no people from nowhere near us. We have busy lives. Our only possible NIGHTS to play are Fridays and Saturdays. That’s it! We always get moronic guys acting like we can just drop what we’re doing on a school night to drive to Spring and play, or they think they’ll drive here. Don’t you have lives? lol. We don’t operate that way. We always meet first over dinner and chat, get a feel for you, and reach a decision by the end of the evening. We’ve done a threesome before. It wasn’t all that, but it’s not the end of the world. Wife is a handful in bed. Hot legs, sexy feet, toes and hands, pert nose, round, perky boobs with raspberry nipples, vocal when pleased properly, lots of body language, no words, loves dirty talk, curls her feet when she climaxes, explodes like a bursting dam when you hit the right button enough times, writhes and arches her back and moans, and throws in a few surprises as well as following good direction. Me? Average size, more of a dominant than anything else, great mind reader, excellent oral skills, and have mastered the art of effing around. Why we can’t meet any couples or singles here who have similar skills, I have no earthly idea. Tired of the people who get intimidated by us when we meet, and have nothing to offer. I’m not arrogant or an a-hole; just being upfront. Otherwise, I’m a joy to be around and so is my beautiful wife. We don’t get into pain, degradation and abuse. That shit is kinda sick! If that’s your thing, then keep it up yourselves. We want no part in it or of it. There’s more to tell, but we’re not gonna go into it here. Interested? Hit us up with an email.

My Ideal Person We’d like to find a great, outgoing couple beaming with confidence and with some reasonable experience. Too much experience is super questionable. lol.

We’re pretty cautious about who we choose, but for some of y’all it would a fucking act of Congress to get a date set up. Don’t be a prima-donna. This isn’t rocket surgery, okay? I bet my entire comic collection that most of you won’t measure up to us in bed, so cool it. Take a deep breath, hit us up, and let’s plan something.

Singles must be single. No cheaters.

Don’t live far away and don’t be traveling through town. Also, do not be young enough to be our kid, or old enough to be our parents.

Have a great personality and actually be attractive. Have you been told you’re attractive? Do you have to fight off people with a stick because you’re all that and a bag of chips? Basically, don’t be ugly and don’t look physically incompatible with us. At times, it’s a stretch to find that on here, but it’s always worth a try.

Buuuuuut let’s be straight up here: most of you have no intention of ever meeting. We get lots of people saying they want to meet, but when we can’t meet within an hour, they disappear on us. Our schedules aren’t open like that. We’ve met tons of people but haven’t slept with almost every single one of them. Not many people are as advertised. When I get on here, it’s all the above plus men who just want to tell me their fantasies of how they’d handle my wife. Sad. So many lonely fucks are on here. I look at their pics, and even a straight guy like me can see why women have nothing to do with them.

Just about everyone here wants more than they’re willing to give. Lots of takers on this and other sites. What are you going to do to seal the deal? Y’all need to stop talking to us like we’re starved for sec. If you only knew the amount of fun we have with one another both in and out of the bedroom, then you’d be trying a little harder to get us to come out. Waving your dicks on videos where all you do is Jack off isn’t a big deal. We already have heterosexual sex. Adding another straight guy isn’t interesting. Although we’re both straight, we don’t mind playing with fire with a bi female or bi couple. Something different. Of this is you, then tell what we’re going to do, and keep it intelligent. We get the stupidest effing messages on a daily basis, and I immediately delete them before I even get to the second line sometimes. Be intelligent, be sexy, and have manners. The rest will fall into place.