Well, the time has come. We are pulling out of here. I’d like to thank our fans and the academy, friends, and the buttholes who made us reach this decision. lol. It’s been a long journey; a journey which will come to a close in a few months when our subscription comes to a close. No more wasting time and money on this shit. The wife is totally turned off to this. Me? I’m still into it, but fat chance of finding someone. Besides, I’m married and I am not fucking around like some of you try to do. Believe me, most of the people we’ve either met or emailed have never had more than themselves in bed. Get the sticks out of your asses and you’ll be able to score. I touch on that when I talk about primadonnas in this profile. So, what prompted me to pull the plug? You did. The ugly men with no hair, fat guts of lard and cellulite, the beards that only serve to cover the genetic ugliness of many of you. I mean, every man on this site looks the same. We’ve met plenty in person, so you could say we have a pretty good take on the types on here. We’ve emailed with plenty, too. The majority of you look like you were made at a massive factory that had a surplus of bald heads and facial hair, and they had a fire sale on those options. And a lot of you are sore losers and can’t handle rejection. Many of y’all have praised us for our looks, especially you obsessive guys (almost all of you) who pine for my wife. Jesus! Yeah, she’s hot and sweet and has many sexy parts, but some of you need to get a grip. Maybe, dare I say it, get a relationship of your own. Just don’t breed. Speaking of breeding and diseases, we don’t want to risk catching anything. A lot of you usually don’t admit it on here in your profiles, but y’all love shitting and pissing on people. How nasty is that? I always get emailed that stuff, too. Are we a magnet for ugly guys with beards and beer guts, or is that all that exists? Speaking of obsessive guys, three guys over the years have proper married to my wife on here, and a few of them threatened to get me out of the way. Scary stuff. But yeah, the guys who email, email, email, and repeatedly email us telling me how pretty my wife is, then they get pissed off when we reject them. It quickly turns to them turning into a baby. They throw a tantrum. We were called a pair of shitbags one time, the guy who said that had a trail of emails going on about how effing hot she is and how lucky I am. Once rejected, he said she was ugly af. lol. Oookay. A lot of you are short tempered. It’s not just ugly men here, it’s their short fuses. Eff ‘em. And what the hell takes y’all so long to reply to our reply to you? If you send a message and want us to reply, then say something. Don’t leave us hanging. Then there’s the couples. What a bunch of dumbasses, at times. Some are nice, but they don’t want to do anything with anyone and they’re the ones who hit us up first! The guys always make the first move, too. It’s never the wife. If you don’t want to do anything, then stop repeatedly looking at our profile. There’s no algorithm. I just told one couple to stop, and I haven’t seen them look at us for two days. Every time someone pulls that algorithm argument, I always shut them down. I don’t know where you all got that from, but it’s pretty convenient that these same people stop sending messages whenever I confront them on it. These useless, pointless chats and emails? Y’all know where to shove them. Y’all are all just here to be rude, look at pics, and wish you had what we have. A lot of you have told us you wish that. Let me tell you, y’all would enjoy us. lol. More gripes to come.

My Ideal Person We get hit up by a lot of primadonna couples. It’s funny that every damned couple we’ve met in person has nothing but issues. We don’t want any part of your bullshit. One time, one couple talked all evening about them suspecting their exes of being homosexual. So? Another put had some marital problems and thought this lifestyle would fix it. How naive can some of you dumbasses be? Seriously. The immaturity level around these here parts is off the charts.

I love when they live near and don’t want to meet for fear of meeting in public. Well, if we have sex and then we see one another at a store, then who the fuck is to know that we swapped wives or one another or whatever? Who cares? Be courteous and say hello. Nothing weird about that. It would be weirder to not acknowledge us. Those who say they’d keep walking are douches.

Then there’s the ones that tell us they’re discreet as though they’re effing Brad Pitt or Mister Rogers (who is dead). So what if someone from work sees you? They’ll shut up and never tell anyone else, because failing to not say something would ray them out, too. They’d be asked why they’re on here. Then there’s the couples and singles who also claim that they have to be discreet because they have prominent positions. Dafuq? You mean, like a councilman or a lawyer? I guess, you should’ve thought of that ahead of time, huh? Same as before. Ain’t nobody gonna see yo ass on here and say something. We can’t get attracted to a blue dot over your face. Remember, we have to see how ugly you is. lol. Really, discreet means you’re also hiding from your spouse.

We have no missing piece to anything. We don’t really argue. The sex is out of this world. Our relationship keeps getting more and more fun by the day. Who has time or incentive to do a threesome or foursome with yet another person who doesn’t know the differences between their, there, and they’re?

The women here are pretty decent to very hot. The guys they’re married to look like they have no business being with the women they’re with from a physical standpoint. It’s like those supermodels who marry the dweebiest looking guy in show business. lol. He only time I care about personality is when it’s a date that could turn into a long term thing. You know, like when you’re dating to get out of being single and have a family and stuff?

Then there’s the people who argue about distance. I know my way around this city. Many of you live way too far, and then try to tell us shit like Conroe is only an hour away. In your dreams, it is. It takes me an hour to get 30 miles to work, and I go against traffic. I don’t know where y’all are looking, but there’s no way in hell that Baytown is an hour, as well.

This free pass stuff is bullshit. No woman with any self respect is going to allow their husband to go fuck around. You’re out cheating and you know it.